The one I listened too live was
"When England was an empire, we had an emperor, when we were a kingdom, we had a king, and now we are a country, we've got Margaret Thatcher."

I see he also go sacked for saying this about the wife of the minister of transport, after she passed her driving test
"She only passed because she slipped him a fiver - I know these people".

He was great fun on the radio, when he was allowed to broadcast and I liked his TV show too.