400 Maximum Words Joke Contest #1 - 10sbd Prize Pool
Hello fellow steemian hope you are all have a nice day and also a wonderful time on steemit.
The long awaited 400 Maximum Words Joke Contest is now open.
It is time to entertain the whole steemit community with fresh, creative, wonderful and nice jokes. Jokes that will never stop making you laugh😁 .
It is time to start cracking ribs with amazing and mind blowing jokes.
Permit me to explain in details the reason for this contest.
400 maximum words joke contest is a contest make out of thorough research on how to entertain everybody here on steemit and also encourage the effort of those that will keep writing each jokes. what lead to the creation of this contest is to engage every steemian with fresh jokes that will keep cracking their ribs after a stressful working day. I noticed alot of people feel tired after writing a great post, busy day, while some get bored of doing the same task over and over again.
Then the thought to entertain and cheer every steemian through jokes from fellow steemian come in place.
Supporters Steemnaira Community, @honourmaus,@dante31, @michaelcj and @artaddict.
Contest Rules.
In other to validate your joke entry resteem this post.
Write fresh original jokes maximum words jokes not more than 400 words long(Plagiarized jokes will be flagged and reported).
Each jokes may be lesser than 400 words, but not more than 400 words.
One entry per user, and all jokes should be submitted at the comment section below.
vote for that jokes that keep cracking your ribs as winners are determine by the number of upvote and interaction in the comment sections below each entry.
Make use of the jokes tag for each entry
All entry should not be made before this post.
Prizes
First Prize ------------ 5SBD
Second Prize ----------- 3SBD
Third prize ---------------- 2SBD
Everyone is a winner as there will be consolation prizes for selected participants.
Prizes will be increased as the contest gains momentum.
Note: This contest is valid till Tue 14 of November.
I hope you all get entertained, It is jokes time.
Girls Chatting
Girl1: Yahoo...IMF decided to implement blockchain technology in its banking system. Come on IMF!!!
Girl2: wowww..Thatz awesome
Girl1: Yes! Letz hope for change.
Girl2: Yes sister..Thatz an epic decision
Girl1: Hmmm..Yeah :)
Girl2: Sis! What is block chain technology?
Girl1:
Girl2: Sis..
Girl1:
Girl2: Sissss..are u there??
Girl1:
Girl2: Sisssssssssss.......
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Actually girls be like they score 99 in Computers subject but don't know how to start a CPU properly..Boys be like they score 35 in Computers but can hack a computer :) :)
Hahahaha... So true 😂😂😂
:)
Write your jokes and paste the link here don't forget to make use of the jokes tag
That reply is just the inner meaning in the sarcasm I posted..Will remove if any objections. Thank u!
Nice idea for a contest @mayowadavid. Its good to have a laugh here on steemit...it does more good than medicine.
Btw- I love our joke @artaddict. So unique and real and funny! lolx
#hug-challenge!
Thank you @nairadaddy. Just tried to show something original
Finally!!! It's Joke Time contest.... I'm happy to see this up..... And over time participant will be bestowed prize more and more....
Let it begin!!!!!
Go!!!!!!!
It time for the community to be entertained
I can try, but I don't promise they will be the best.
No problem the community will judge.
Kudos bro. I will make sure I participate.
Alright no problem
Great!
Yea
☺
This is my entry
https://steemit.com/funny/@artaddict/i-am-dying-400-maximum-words-joke-contest-by-mayowadavid-first-entry-20171111t203919590z
Approved, good luck.
This is my Joke entry bro @mayowadavid
https://steemit.com/jokes/@steemitglass/joke-for-contest
Approved goodluck
As an high school teacher in a secondary school. I have a pretty strict rule in my class during writing time, we are not talking because we are thinking, both can't work together in a row.
Well during this time one of my female students had to use the restroom. The class was unusually quiet that you could hear a pin drop. At that time the girl in the restroom started singing, she was in there for a pretty long time. I could hear some of the students quietly asking their neighbor who is that.
Out of the corner of my eye I saw them looking at me and my reaction. I knew the students wanted to laugh and I couldn’t help but have a huge smile on my face. The whole class burst into laughter. Only seconds later did the girl open the bathroom door with a look of wonder and confusion as to why we were laughing.
I asked her if she was trying out for Nigeria Idol.
She was very clueless that we could hear every note she sang.
dissapproved good luck
dissaproved