Jokes

in #jokes3 years ago

Here are some jokes I found funny today:

  1. My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.

  2. Son: What's the difference between love and marriage? Father: Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener.

  3. Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef? He'll dessert you.

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Very funny!! Instead of bed time stories, my mom told us jokes. Even the dirty one's. To this day I think I should be a comedian or at least a comedy critic. Upvoted and resteemed. New follower too!!
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