Music jokes #2 (SBD Share)
Only one taker this week for our second music jokes edition. This will be an ongoing contest for all classical-music Discord members.
RULES
- Drop a joke into the "jokes for radio" channel of the Classical-music dischord (4 shares) or drop a joke in the comment section here (2 shares). Viola jokes get half the shares, that 's like kicking kittens....
- Only one entry per person.
- Each entry gets a share of the SBD payout from the joke posting in which they appear.
Jokes
What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
The violin appears smaller in comparison because of the size of the owner's head!
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A young child told his mother “When I grow up I’m going to be a flutist.” His mother responded, “Well honey, you know you can’t do both.”
My entry is on behalf of Play 4 a Newbie Challenge. All proceeds will go to a newbie Prize Pool and hopefully you will get other players to join in your game too!
Ha ha! Good one! 2 shares for you in the next jokes round up
What is the "key" to Kirk Douglas's longevity? His clef chin.
I know not very good but it is for a good cause, and can you really believe that he is still alive? "Born: December 9, 1916 (age 102), Amsterdam, NY" Almost 103 years old. (according to wikipedia)
My entry is on behalf of Play 4 a Newbie Challenge. All proceeds will go to a newbie Prize Pool and hopefully you will get other players to join in your game too!
Nice, stretching the music angle a bit! 2 shares in the next jokes post for you!
I checked google, it said a clef is the key, and well people sometimes have a hard time pronouncing cleft chin and it comes out clef chin. I can make up excuse almost all day for a bad joke that has nothing to do with music, but my search for a joke led me to the fact that "He" is still alive at 103 years old. (I didn't want to copy and paste a music joke from google, there are a lot of them.)
What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?
"Ba-Na-Na-Naaaa!"
Lol! 2 shares in the next post!
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument?
A moosician.
My entry is on behalf of Play 4 a Newbie Challenge. All proceeds will go to a newbie Prize Pool and hopefully you will get other players to join in your game too!
My team 💪 : @hermannsol, @curatorcat, @chels, @barski
Ha ha, that's terrible! 2 shares!
hahaha.. good one :P
Do you add new games every day @davemccoy? And is it ok I send you a list of plzyedbgames like i did before, or better keep scoreboard for my own
Team?
Btw, why are we the ‘special league???
😅 😅 😅 nice one
Thanks. Did you play?
I’ll let you in on a little secret: Google knows so many jokes ;0)
I know, but it is still nice to share a good one!
hahaha thanks @simplymike 😉
When little Moischa rehearses on the violin - an air raid is announced in the city!
Ha ha, nice joke! It is it mean? 2 shares in the next post!
Thank you!
Magpie sitting on the tree shot herself, when I took the first chord ...... forgive ...... and where did the magpie take the gun? ..... better ask where I took the first chord))
That is somewhat confusing! Anyway, I'm afraid there is only one contribution per person!
Sorry. These lines were born while I read your post, was afraid to forget and wrote down. This is my gift for a good mood, it does not participate in the competition.
Thanks for the gift!
A B flat, a G flat, and an E flat walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve minors"
Ha ha, good one! 2 shares for you in the next joke post!
What's Black, White and Red all over?
A nun chewing razor blades.
Um, that's not really a music joke!
Oh yes sorry,
Q. If a drummer and a bass guitarist caught a cab, which one would be the musician?
A. The cab driver.
LOL, Damnit I laughed out loud in a public place! (2 shares in the next joke post for you!)
lol yes I thought it was funny also,
Thanks.
While this sound doesn't come from your traditional musical instrument
it sure does make one hell of a toot ....
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!
It will do! (2 shares in the next post payout).