From now on, Wednesday will be known as Wacky Wednesday Joke Day.

For today I am going to retell some jokes that I have known or heard over the years.

I can't really say where I heard them from because I honestly can't remember and none of them have been pulled off the internet recently.

Let's dive in!

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud :)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef :)

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, because he ain't coming! :)

Ok Ok I know, not the greatest, but hopefully you got a chuckle. On to the next round...

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrr matey :)

What is a pirate's favorite letter? (If they say Rrr matey, you say...)

Yes I thought you might say Rrrr matey... but actually it's the C. :)

What is a pirate's favorite letter? (If they say Rrr matey, and The C, you say...)

Aye (I) matey :)

What do you call a fake noodle?

Impasta :)

And for the grand finale we get a story...

There was a young girl who was very innocent and pure, except on one hot and heavy night she made a mistake. This mistake caused this young and innocent girl to get very pregnant.

Months later she went home and told her mom about what had happened and how she was now carrying a child.

The mother said who is this despicable man that would lay with you like this, he must be a poor scoundrel!

Just about that time a young, handsome man, drove up to the house driving a brand new Cadillac.

He entered the home and said he was the one responsible for their young daughter being with child while they were not married.

He understood that their culture did not want him to be involved unless they were married, but he also said that he was not ready to get married considering he barely knew the young girl.

However, he said that he would do everything he could to make sure that child was taken care of. If the child was a girl, he would give money to the family, provide clothes for the baby, and make sure all her needs were met.

If the child was a boy, he would give double the resources to the family making sure he and the family would never be without anything.

Then, even if there was a miscarriage, he promised he would pay for any medical bills and he would be there for any emotional support the family may need.

Upon hearing all of this, the young girl's father stepped in and said... "Lets not get carried away here son, if there is a miscarriage you will sleep with my daughter again."

Hope you enjoyed your Wacky Wednesday Joke Day!