Weekend's FIVE joke-anecdotes. Edition 2, Section 2 (Shorties)
Question: What do men hate to hear when they have sex?
Answer: Honey! I am back, are you at home?
My relation to the theory of relativity is theoretical.
Explaining the meaning of "nuance":
Turn back and bend.
ok, what next?
now, I have the dick in the ass, and you have the dick in the ass, but there is one nuance.
Women are capable to do anything and men - everything else!
Question: How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
Answer: All
Thanks for reading
The Statement: "Women are capable to do anything and men - everything else!" is FALSE :)
Should be: "Women are not capable to do everything, they do a lot and for everything else, there are men.
:D:D:D:D
Woman is a best friend of Human :D:D:D:D
good jokes & good work dear friend.................... @bayuya
Español? Es bunghole! Habla, blah habla, habla habla, habla bunghole...
thnx for supported me dear friend...... @cornholio
I want to ask you how to become stronger in steemit
@anakur
Do you mean to have more SP?
Yes, to be more powerful and famous in the site I am posting important topics, but I do not see the turnout from the public
I think you should Invest in your account. You can use your investment by many ways. Lease some SP, or promote your post to get attractions. To be honest, I don't believe there are any chances to get up to reasonable SP from zero investment.
And also, do not believe majority cares about your quality staff. Once you get popular, people will upvote you without reading your content. That is Steem and Steemit community.
and Yes, here is a little gift for you as an upvote of your comment :)
have a nice morning @faissalchahid
First of all thank you very much and I am grateful to you
Yes, I would like to get together and keep up the creation of God.
I thank you all for your help
You can visit my page and view my publications
@royrodgers has voted on behalf of @minnowpond.
If you would like to recieve upvotes from minnowponds team on all your posts, simply FOLLOW @minnowpond.
Good job! Thanks to @anakur you have planted 0.07 tree to save Abongphen Highland Forest in Cameroon. Help me to plant 1,000,000 trees and share my Steem Power to the others. Selfvoting is prohibited, but that should be the reason to spread the world to protect our precious environment. Check out profile of our conservation association @kedjom-keku and the founder/coordinator @martin.mikes to get more information about our conservation program. My current SP is 14384.29. Help me to plant more trees with your delegated SP.
Thanks a lot,
your @treeplanter
www.kedjom-keku.com
the post is great .......
I enjoyed
call @originalworks
I will be leaving steemit because of idiots like @tamin, you will note my power down as his down vote makes no return on investment. I will be down voting all of his work from now on.
What's the point of writing "thx for resteem" hundreds of times out of context? Oh let me guess, so you can upvote yourself on it.
Explanation for high upvote : https://steemit.com/steem/@transisto/temporarily-pausing-my-anti-abuse-efforts-while-sbd-is-off-the-chart
Of course it is! It is called getting a return on investment. Why should you care how someone spends their money or votes. It is none of your business. I am in Thailand right now spending my money on hookers why the fuck should that be any of your fucking business. It is asses like you that think you are so smart that fuck up things for others because you like to act like god. I have powered down and will be telling many of my crypto followers of the want to be gods on steemit.
The comments you are posting to upvote yourself are SPAMs, By upvoting your comments to 5-8$ you buy attention to this SPAM.
Steem would be worth much and you'd get a much smaller % of less if everyone would do that.
If you don't understand that, I encourage you to power down, sell your Steem and tell your followers how upset you are.
I have. You are wrong continue to resteem other people's work instead of creating your own. All those I thanked for resteeming did resteem so relevant to engage. My comment section is extremely entertaining because I engage. It is commonly ranked top for comments.
You are really wonderful. I wish you all the best of success and success of my greetings from the heart
Do you know how to work with you in this wonderful site I swear I feel happy
Man succeeds when he loves others and helps others
@greenman
@dickdeepdog
@bayuya
@@@theguruasia
....
❤❤
@tamim. @greenman. @transisto
We must help and not monopolize this parrot is asking you to do so
@transisto, @tamim, @greenman,
Sry if I disturbing you! This minnow needs to talk you all!
Please stop this flag war!
@greenman,
Please don't power down! I know how you did well in this platform and hope to see you here!
@transisto, @tamim,
Let's finish this! Lot's of people upvote their contents to earn rewards from their stack! So, I can't say this is wrong! PoS has no mining, it has Stack, so by using this way they mining coins, am I correct or wrong?
Please stop this flag war and let's enjoying blogging and rewards! Hope you guys will end this war from now!
Cheers~
I think what you mean is "stake".
This isn't a flag "war" it's just normal curation taking place as intended. Greenman can either adapt or keep wasting his voting power, because I don't feel like I'm wasting mine.
Reward come from people investing in Steem. Without fairness and good curation there is no reward to enjoy (or much less of it).
You can follow the conversation about it here: https://steemit.com/flagclub/@transisto/do-you-think-greenman-voting-pattern-is-good-for-steem
I don't believe many Steemers want to be gods, they mostly want this site to be a success. Many express worries of trends that could detrimental to Steemit such as your self voting, especially while it is still in the Beta. I am not against self support, however, supporting others is an important part of this development. Even if you do leave the platform, I hope you take this in consideration with you into your day to day living. Ie: overpay your "hookers" and hug a few strangers. Good luck with your travels and crypto investments
My hero
@greenman
You have done well
I will remain glamorous and will remain so my greetings from the heart
There is no reason to leave because of people that downvote ; people have an issue with one word replies that you leave, and the upvote power you have along with it, they feel you are not contributing - even though i personally find that to be full of shit ; you are doing an amazing job sir, i hope you will keep up the good work, perhaps you can use your voting power to bring to light, that your own replies, on your own content, should not be flagged, it would be different if you were not engaging at all, but you write very long posts, and reply back, i think you are doing fantastic sir .
Hi
@greenman,
I hope you will be fine and that you will listen at the end of the week
I want to tell you that I have defied you in my last publications
I hope you like it
I would appreciate help
I hope you work me upvote
I can not mining now I do not have enough money
My physical situation is currently in crisis
And greetings to you🙏❤