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in #joke • 6 years ago

23 year old girl got pregnant.

Mother (Angrily shouts) : "Who was that pig? Call him now".

30 mins later, a Rolls Royce stops in front of their house.

A matured grey hair man in a very expensive suit steps out.

Man : "I am sorry for the problem, but i can't marry her. But I will assure you, if a girl is born, i give her 2 shopping malls, a villa & 2 millions.

If a boy is born, i will give 2 factories & 5 millions to him.

But in case of miscarriage happens, please suggest what should I do?"
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Mother : Try again sir .... 🙏. 😂😂

#fun #mother #daughter #esteem
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