Make day funny (4439w)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 RAPED 9!!

Tried to type hustlin', iPhone corrected to hustling'. I don't need to see the casing to know that I've got the white iPhone.

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child? Lepre Kahn

I got pulled over today for going 112 mph in a 55 mph zone. The police officer said ""I've been waiting for someone like you all day."" I promptly replied ""Well I got here as fast as I could!""

I heard that wordplay was illegal. Apparently there is serious PUNishment.