Make day funny (2774c)

in #joke • 6 years ago

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Archimedes Principle floats my boat.

My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears.

Why is the number 6 always angry? Because 789

Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read

[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* ""We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*

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