Whooooo arrrrrrrrrre yooooouuuuuu?

Whew... valid question really.

A friend of my girlfriend asked me something very similar a few nights ago.

"So, what are you into?"
I just sort of stared blankly for a bit... uncertain how to answer. "Norwegian goat porn involving midgets," sort of immediately sprang to mind, but she seemed to enjoy his company and not everyone gets my particular flavor of humor, so I refrained. Even without any particular cheekiness the list was somewhat convoluted and haphazardly tossed together. I never considered my interests/hobbies that diverse until I really started trying to put together a list of them...

Kaykaing,
rock climbing,
making professional fireworks,
travel,
woodworking,
programming,
diving,
politics,
writing,
reading,
backyard astrophysics,
photography,
robotics,
chemistry,
electronics engineering,
music production,
pop-culture,
comedy,
reptiles,
rare liquors,
craft beer...

Bored yet? There's more... but I'll go ahead and skip them for the time being.

So... is this who I am? An amalgamation of all of these interests? The kind of person who would develop so many wide ranging interests? I don't know. To quote a great man:

"I Yam What I Yam & Dats What I Yam!"
-Popeye

So love me, hate me, take me, leave me, send me a somewhat scathing review on Yelp!.... Here I am.