Yarrr, Reverend Rum, here, ordained minister and literal pirate.
This be me introduction post. A bit about me... I live that pirate lifestyle and love it (yo ho yo ho). Me beard be braided, me pirate pope hat be large, and I love the booty.
I'm a salty sea-dog and I love me some rum, privateering, and making mutinous curr walk the plank.
I also enjoy the quiet afternoon on my secret beach with my gorgeous pirate wench.
I recently sank 30 gold doubloons into Steem but it crashed. I had to sell me peg leg and eat me parrot. Methinks I made a mistake. What do!?