Ahoy mateys!

in introduction •  3 months ago

Yarrr, Reverend Rum, here, ordained minister and literal pirate.

This be me introduction post. A bit about me... I live that pirate lifestyle and love it (yo ho yo ho). Me beard be braided, me pirate pope hat be large, and I love the booty.

I'm a salty sea-dog and I love me some rum, privateering, and making mutinous curr walk the plank.

I also enjoy the quiet afternoon on my secret beach with my gorgeous pirate wench.

I recently sank 30 gold doubloons into Steem but it crashed. I had to sell me peg leg and eat me parrot. Methinks I made a mistake. What do!?



Image sources: https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-costume-pirate-LUIvcbR6yytz2 https://giphy.com/gifs/SSmDlehhBmGvm https://giphy.com/gifs/kpop-k-pop-twice-3ofT5YwTXNXZJDlS5a/links

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I also enjoy the quiet afternoon on my secret beach with my gorgeous pirate wench.

LMAO, that's awesome!

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It be awesome indeed! There be palm trees, a water fall, and all the rum ye can drink.

Your "wench" is muy muy bella 😋 😎 😍
That top gif looks remarkably like her too :o

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That be me wench, yes.

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Arrrgggh… But she be a Blonde for a long time,
I be confused... LOL

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