Introduce Yourself

Hi my name is the King of Shithousery and I will be bringing my mass of experience of shithousing to Steemit. But it looks like some of you got here before me. At the moment there is oceans of shithousing going on on Steemit. It's bringing the company down in excellent fashion. Or is it Steemit Inc or Steem . No thats the blockchain. Im an idiot. Top shithousery tactics from . the chief last week. This shithousery is amazing. So amazing I just had to sign up and watch all the goings on. While the fat cats sail off into the sunset with a bag full of nurafen and calpol, hahahahah, the guys who remortgaged their houses to be able to look down their nose at the minnow folk and make them beg for upvotes are panicking. Its absolutely hilarious. I have attached a photo of myself below.
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Another reason I have joined here is that it is a hub for the conspiracy theorists and flat earthers because no-one else in the world will give them any air time.
Proof the earth is not flat snowflakes!!
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Wheres the UK on the map? They were pretty accurate I see.

Oh and I hate vegans pushing their lifestyle on the whole world too. I love meat so piss off with your tasteless tofu and look up the least harm principle before you preach about killing animals.

So thats what you're gonna get from me. Shithousery. So flag flag away.

I used to have nothing but now I have fuck all so its all the one.

I will leave you with a photo of a German Shepard giving a goat a hand to hump another German Shepard.
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This is my standard and I am not raising it for anyone.
And references you ask??
Go shit in your hats you bunch of failed writers. I thought Steemit was a gay porn site. But soon realised a gay porn site would be get alot more hits !

Top Class Shithousery indeed.

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Hey shithoesery

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Welcome to steemit mate :D

Greeting @shithousery! Welcome to this wonderful community! You'll meet interesting people here... Write freely and keep steeming :)

Holy moly shitty fitty welcome
To the Steemit platform, you are a steemian now. I am warm welcoming you as a new user. And you receive this message because you used the #introduceyourself tag!
I was welcomed with good advice to when I started so here i am. I know that steemit may seem very overwhelming right now but don't worry. After a few blog you will be the best blogger and contributor.
If you have any questions just ask your questions on any of my blog posts and I'll be more than happy to assist you with whatever questions you may have!
I may know the answer. But very important I recommend you to never give up any off your passwords they are yours ! Please for safety tips read and visit the white paper.
To easy post use Partiko and to control your account use Steemify.
https://steemit.com/busy/@exyle/using-steemify-to-stay-up-to-date-about-the-blockchain-like-project-destiny-please-consider-blockbrothers-for-your-witness-vote The Steemify App I use is great, it is available in the Appstore and its Free.
It gives you insight on what is happening in your account.
Good Luck, Have fun and I wish you loads of success on here! :)
GREETZ from Holland
Britt

Now I have a connection in Holland we can start a supply line. Are all drugs legal there or is it just the wacky backy

Not All but 99,9999 % so we should be fine 😬🤨

Welcome to Steemit community , I wish you success.

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😂😂😂. Welcome to Steemit. Funniest intro post I read in a long long time. You are what is needed here!

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