Finally a silver lining in sight,
Got to post, no time for respite.
We creators deserve more attention,
This will only increase user retention.

No more will there be the horror,
of waking up and seeing only 1 dollar,
On a post you spent 10 hours writing,
Only to see it fail, upon rising!

So hear me oh RobinHoodWhale,
Come hither and wiggle my tail.
Some love is all I ask for,
Goodbye! Nothing to say more.