Hello, SpeckOnARock, and Welcome to Steemit.

Thanks for the unique and intriguing intro. It's kinda nice to read something a bit out of the ordinary (or ... way out).

As for capturing moments and maybe documenting your experiences, you will not find a better platform than Steemit. Whether that be by writing or thru photography, this is the finest place to post your work.

As for being a "horrible procrastinator," just keep at it. From experience, I can honestly say that your procrastination will improve with time. Time wasted, that is. ☺

Below are a few basic points of advice re posting on Steemit.

1. Longer posts are more lucrative than short posts. If you make a post of 20–30 paragraphs, it's more likely to earn rewards.
2. Include some photos, images or graphs, to complement the text.
3. Make sure the text and photos are formatted properly, so that your post looks attractive and appealing.
4. Be yourself.
5. Be interesting and informative.
6. Create quality content. Steemit is intended to be a platform of quality content. (You will see many insignificant posts with meager content and no quality. Most of those of posts [called “shitposts” by Steemit whale Stellabelle] will earn few rewards and soon pass into oblivion.)
7. Get online and start curating. Read various posts, comment on those posts you find interesting, and upvote those posts. That’s the best way to attract followers.

Hope this helps for now. Good luck, and Full Steem Ahead!