It is quite obvious, you don't go about things this way, for a minute, lets assume you were even given such permission, you don't have the right to speak in a "First person" narrative!!!. I looked through this intro post and all I saw was a lot of "I" and nothing else.
And also, I am pretty sure that Jon did not understand fully of what you were asking him for even if he did give you permission. Lastly, come on, deep down in your heart, you tried to play a smart one on both Jon and every other person who read this intro.!.