Hello Steemers! Why should you follow me?

Naven Kumaar KY ( @kaywhy) - Work Earn Travel Eat GetHigh Enjoy and FuckTheDamnWorld 😎

There are actually MILLIONS of reasons you should follow me on Steemit, but I have painstakingly narrowed the list down to eleven. Peruse this list, and if you see even ONE reason you should follow me, you can do so at @kaywhy wing for Steemit. Let’s get started!

THIS IS NOT REALLY A REASON

But I needed something for number eleven, simply because “ten” sounds too official, and I wanted something to grab your attention. (Did Top 11 Work?)

BECAUSE I AM PITIFUL ENOUGH

To make a list of reasons why I feel that I should be followed on Steemit. Sounds horrible, but it’s true and this one alone should be enough… but if not, I have 9 more reasons.

I NEED A BETTER RATIO.

At the time that I am typing this, I have only 64 Followers, while I am following 202 others. Let’s be honest, that makes me look like a total nube. Help me fix this!

YOU GET TO KNOW WHERE I AM

Because I check in sometimes. You could possibly not really be concerned about where I am, but at least if I’m somewhere you’re about to go, you can come say hi, or maybe go somewhere else if I have poor taste in places to check in to.

ASK ME RANDOM QUESTIONS.

Trying to solve life’s problems? Or have no idea what to eat today? No problem, send me a STEEM and I will answer with the best possible solution, or at least one that I think would be funny to watch you attempt.

I NEVER STEEM WHILE IN THE RESTROOM

And some people do, and they tell you that’s where they are, and really… WHO NEEDS TO KNOW THAT? Follow me, and there’s a guarantee that I can and will provide you with sanitary STEEM. (Unfollow those Toilet Steemers… they’re just gross.)

STAR QUALITY.

When I become really famous, you’ll already be my friend on Steemit, and you will be on the early part of the list of those who followed me. (I’m not sure what difference that will really make, but it sounded good in theory.)

I AM ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD LISTENER

And if you ever need someone to talk to, you can DM me, which is only reserved for those who follow each other. If I know you really have a need, I can toss all jokes aside and loan you my ear.

SPEAKING OF JOKES…

Did you know that I am a comedian? I’ll do everything I can to make you laugh AT LEAST once a day if you’ll follow me.

SOMETIMES

I actually have something insightful to say. In addition to being a stand-up comedian, I am also an Inspirational Speaker. I try to keep a positive attitude, and a good outlook on life. I follow this rule on Twitter as well. No one likes a complainer.

HERE’S THE KICKER…

If you follow me( @kaywhy) , I will follow you back. If someone steem something, it MUST BE important, and so I will be obliged to follow you if you’re willing to listen to what I have to say as well.

GO AHEAD AND FOLLOW ME ANYWAY AND YOU CAN COMMENT WITH 11 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT FOLLOW ME. THAT SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING READ AS WELL!