AM HERE ..(WERE YOU EXPECTING SOMEONE ELSE?)

Hi there , can't really mention a specific place. I heard communicating on this platform equates communicating to the world. Don't really know how true that is, am kinda ready to fine ou. Have to introduce myself right ?..Yeah.Right !!
Am #Jubril (phonetically; Jiibreal @jiibreal ), you should have noticed that's where i got my username from. That's one of my names anyways coupled with other ones, but that's the easiest to pronounce anyway.

Okay, moving on, do I work?.. Not yet, still a student edging to my final year in the university( somewhere around 10 hecteres of landed government property in the Giant of Africa).. Yeah Giant of Africa!! You should know there by now!..if you don't, okay..NIGERIA..that makes me a NIGERIAN. Did I hear you say she's not the giant of Africa?..."Abeg ague with your forefathers ,no be me start am"

Okay..moving on..what do I like?..a friend told me to tlk about that .....hmm...nothing really...BUT I LIKE GIRLS !!! A LOT DON'T YOU?...it's not a crime na...I once dreamt of being a wildlife photographer, woke up and realised it was a dream..thought to myself ...dreams come through right?...I tried taking the first step by developing the passion for it. The passion became overwhelming and I did everything I could to get a tool to further my dream or should I say Nightmare, now it's just a dream, not yet dead anyway but dying gradually. All I do now is face my studies and just graduate with good grades, cool right?, you think so?, with the way the world works now?. "Abeg joor". But I can write as well, that's one tgibg I don't get tired at, always doing research here and there. That's something I was brought up with right from my secondary school(high school) days, still growing it anyway. I can day THAT'S WHY AM HERE!!..A friend told me all I have to do is write I was like ++ that's all??..imagine my amazement !!...why doesn't this platform includes Emojis..I can clearly show you how surprised I was, and of course I get paid.. I licked my mouth when I heard that anyway..
But guess what. I won't just be here to write for that fee alone!..we live in a crazy world right? You agree?..(I heard your Yes!)..I look forward to bringing you people THE " WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK" WILL BE DOING THAT EVERY WEEK END STARTING NEXT WEEK
THE MOST ILLARIOUS NEWS BOTH HOME AND ABROAD, most especially from me environs.. Are you interested?.. Plss let me get a YES before I start..or if you have any idea of what I can give this platform every weekend. Am in for ideas!!..

It's really nice being here. Am really serious
I'll love it here right?...'cuz I heard about the boredom, (you get tired after a while) I hope I don't ..I won't feel discouraged (did you just say 'cut the crap').

I have plans here ..I really do !!..I LOOK FORWARD TO THAT..
Okay fellas.. Am here..you're over there.. We're gonna have some really sweet times together !!..I just need your support !...can I get that ( did u just say yes!!..ohhh thanks!!)

Would love that anyway !.
Hi !!

Wanna see my pic...OYA VIEW

You like me?
I know you do!!!!!

No need to be shy naaah...
Just tell me
Then see what i do next !!!

Let me let you on a secret !...Am here to terrotize this platform
Don't tell anyone i said that ...plssss !..
#winks..

CATCH YOU LATER