My slightly less pathetic introduction

in #introduceyourself • 6 years ago

Crazy. Asshole. Shithead. Idiot. Wimp. Lame. Brat. Annoying. Douche. These are all words that have nothing to do with me most of the time lol anyways real me is like an average dude for being really abnormal but yeah in short I'm just some libertarian who has an irrational fear of roads because GOVERNMENT AHHHHGGHHHH nah really I don't like them that much unless they force me to as usual and I think my dislike of government is infectious I don't know if that means I'm smart or not but eh I choose to believe I'm okay sometimes I think not really fuck I suck. Anyways as you can tell I'm SUPER non-annoying and everyone is groaning by coincidence obviously. I could be literally anyone else except a man typing an essay on steemit that annoys the general public greatly, including nobody. I'm super clueless which obviously has nothing to do with the fact that I think I'm not annoying. I'm totally not sarcastic at all usually sometimes not really. Anyways upvote so you can keep me here to make you all go deaf and filter out everything I say. And for no reason in particular how can I forget this ever happened

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    nice

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    Welcome to steemit

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      Alright, I tried out DTube before this extremely boring introduction and I can say I most certainly am impressed :) Thanks for all the help. I've been looking around and wondering what the best way to promote my content would be, could you at least point me in the right direction?

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