Welcome to the steemit community, @willgonzalez!
That's quite an introductory post, very well written, and I like the sense of humor instilled in your writing!!! You had my full attention (which is very difficult to do!)
So, good luck to you in all your endeavors here, and we sincerely hope you enjoy this platform and can stretch that writing into the frontiers of tomorrow! Have fun and explore!
Onward and upward!