My first introduceyourelf post!

Hey fellow Steemians,

Apparently it's all the rage to write introduceyourelf posts, so here is my elf :

And here's a few facts about him :

• His name is Glorfindel, yes, just like in the Lord of the Rings.

• The photo is not to scale, he's actually 24 centimeters tall. That's 9.45 inches in heathen units.

• He never worked for Santa. He did, however, man (or "elfed"?) the fries station at a KFC in Alaska, and he decided to take a run for it after he was almost pushed in the boiling oil vat.

• He sometimes goes out to elf strip clubs. Apparently the elf strippers there practice what they call "North Pole Dancing". I'm told it's quite nasty.

• He's always bugging me about seeing Citizen Kane. I told him a hundred times the movie is not about candy canes, but he refuses to listen to me.

• His diet constitutes mostly of woodchips, candy and water. What does he excrete? Let your imagination run wild.

• He loves to do what he calls breakdancing, but it's more about dancing and breaking stuff at the same time.

• He listens to so much Elvish Presley I'm getting sick of it.

• His favorite show is game of Thrones, and his favorite character? You guessed it : Jon Snow!

Anyway, he's ecstatic to have joined the Steemit community and hopes to share it with other elves he might encounter here!