Introducing Myself: I am Jesus Christ and I am Here to Combat those Who Spam in My Name๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผsteemCreated with Sketch.

in #introducemyself โ€ข 4 years ago (edited)

Hello everybody, I am Jesus, maybe you have heard of me.

For a very long time, I have been very fond of the steem blockchain, this is the exact same sort of grassroots network I would have used to reward my followers.

However, I have noticed a very dark and disturbing trend going on....

Many people are sharing their posts to the chain (as they should), and almost instantaneously, some dickhead spam-bot posts a copy-paste comment with some bullshit about some guy who pretends to know who I was.

It is very important that I note that I do not condone this spamming by @overall-servant, @hiroyamagishi and their army of bot trolls including @olaf123, @bob77, etc (there are really too many to even name).

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I have come back from the fucking dead (no easy task, trust me) JUST to combat these spammers. I see the steem blockchain as the future of human interactions, and these idiots who claim to be doing my bidding are indeed ruining something that is very good and in turn just pissing me off to a huge extent. I cringe every time I see one of these spam comments, so I cringe like 10,000 times a day and it's getting extremely annoying.

I also find it important to note that if you are @hiroyamagishi or @overall-servant or any of these troll spam accounts claiming to be acting in my name, you must IMMEDIATELY CEASE AND DESIST OR YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!! No exceptions.

I hope that you beautiful steemians see the importance of my endeavor here. I mean, I was literally chilling in heaven a few hours ago, and I decided to come back to the planet I was crucified on because this task is that important. Spammers claiming to be acting in my name must be trolled into infinity until they stop....

If you see the importance in my divine mission, PLEASE consider
A) upvoting this post
B) delegating to @the-real-jesus
C) resteeming this post
D) when one of these troll spammers inevitably spams your next post, you make sure to tell them that you side with @the-real-jesus and agree that their spam is UNACCEPTABLE AND DOES NOT REFLECT THE ACTUAL THOUGHTS OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH.

Side note: My friend @alexvanaken helped me create my account and he was nice enough to buy me 0.001 BTC worth of steem so I can begin this great battle for all things good. This account will NEVER EVER power down as long as these shitty spammers are using resource credits to spam our beautiful blockchain. So you can feel confident that if you invest in @the-real-jesus that you are benefitting the entire steem community and that all donations/support will come back to you ten-fold for all of eternity.

Thank you very much for reading this. I would have etched it into a stone tablet but that shit just takes way too much time.

Love, @the-real-jesus

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Here's a list of the accounts I know about if it can help you:

I wonder if there is someone who keeps a list somewhere other than me. I keep a list and I mute the accounts in the Caturday community as I discover them. It would be nice if there were a central place that would keep an updated list that can be downloaded so everyone can stay up to date with their "blacklist".

I'll send a small delegation your way. Good luck with your mission!

I'm trying the downvote angle - perhaps they stop their spamming if the self voting doesn't bring rewards anymore.

I downvote here and there when I notice it, but I haven't bothered to setup any automation yet. I think the automation to crush the rewards isn't a bad idea. It might not have any effect on the spam, but at least it'll stop him from getting rewarded for his abuse. I don't want to waste all my downvote power on one spammer. I think this idea of having an account dedicated to this spammer is a good way of doing it.

yeah downvoting them is a war nobody will win. We need to spam them back, fight fire with fire

downvoting them doesn't work, they will only downvote you back and they claim they don't care about the rewards. What we need to do is just spam them back which damages their ego and embarrasses them and exposes them to the community as the clowns they really are. All of those accounts already have negative rep which means they get downvoted immediately. Use your resource credits as the ammunition and spam comments to them or delegate some SP to me and I will use the RCs as the gunpowder and my anti-spam counter-spam comments will be the bullets.

Thank you for this hit list. Really, all you gotta do is follow the delegations. As @overall-servant moves their delegations around to other accounts, I will go spam those fuckers too. All about the RCs, takes a shit ton of resource credits to spam this much.

Ok, super.

the real JESUS CHRIST i am serving don't stick finger because my LORD come for the sick people.

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You're either with me or you're with the evil spammers like @overall-servant, @hiroyamagishi and @olaf123 who hate all things good. No halfsies.

Was waiting for you!

And me, for you. Together we will walk in the light and fuck the spammers.

Thank you Jesus for answering our prayers.
Amen โœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›

Thank you, it was your prayers that brought me here, for my divine mission...

Yooooooo what up! I've only been reincarnated for 1 day so far and already making so many friends โค๏ธ

Finally You listened my prayers, Jesus! ๐Ÿ™Œ Welcome to Steemit!

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Jesus this guy ain't here to mess around.

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