Oh goodness! The merits of the Hot Pocket: 1) doubles as Elven Bread when traveling , you just need to reconstitute with water. 2) Instant brick if over microwaved. Locked out of your vehicle and no AAA??? New glass still cheaper than locksmith in most cases and definitely cheaper than ER bill for using your hands to smash glass 3) Hockey puck - nuff said 4) Enough sodium to preserve them forever making them the perfect food for Zombie apocalypse, also doubles as skull crushing tool. You just need to know where to look for these little gems :)