Introductions Aside
Greetings and salutations! New to the Steemit land. Simply here to let my thoughts and ramblings get kicked around the internet like Wilson in Cast Away. I'd love to help promote kindness and compassion along the way, but if that's not possible maybe we can just talk about the virtues of Hot Pockets.
I'd be happy to discuss the virtues of hot pockets with you, if I thought for a moment they had any.
Oh goodness! The merits of the Hot Pocket: 1) doubles as Elven Bread when traveling , you just need to reconstitute with water. 2) Instant brick if over microwaved. Locked out of your vehicle and no AAA??? New glass still cheaper than locksmith in most cases and definitely cheaper than ER bill for using your hands to smash glass 3) Hockey puck - nuff said 4) Enough sodium to preserve them forever making them the perfect food for Zombie apocalypse, also doubles as skull crushing tool. You just need to know where to look for these little gems :)
Silly, blinkered me. I never even considered them as other than foodstuffs. Which even my dogs will tell you they aren't.
Happy to help! :)
Hahahaha you seem to be an expert in the secondary uses of hot pockets.
One must always be prepared. Modern female MacGyver :)
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