Welcome aboard.
Anyone that can deal with middle schoolers on a daily basis gets a kudos from me. Not sure how you do it and maintain any modicum of sanity.

It would drive me to drink by about 10am.

looking forward to seeing your post here and best of luck with it.
Oh and I see you are in Florida so try to stay out of the Police Blotter-news the rest of the country gets to hear about and laugh at on talk radio morning show's .... Up Next our Florida Man segment....