I'll tell you a little more about my mother. Who didn't read my previous post I invite you to read it to understand this:

My mom created a Steemit account. #1

My mother is a Speech Therapist, she is excellent in her profession, well recognized in where I live, but sometimes I think, that recognition comes at the expense of her beloved son, that is me. I'll explain why.

My mother's profession not only focuses on the ear but also works on language. In both, children and adults. My mother is a specialist in language, has developed a theory of her own and is asked to give lectures at conferences. Where usually, the main topic of dissertation is me.

An example is one of her posts in steemit, where she explains how to treat language in the early stage of the child and correct their mistakes...

"My son instead of Mom says Momp..."

Post in which she says that in my childhood we lived on the 2nd floor of a building and that when I was 6 years old when something happened to me, I shouted from the ground floor saying Moooomppp Mooooomppp! Accompanying this story she placed certain exercises and tips on how to strengthen the child's safety when he or she receives bullying from others. Since she mentioned that in my neighborhood they didn't call me by my name but they told me Momp...

This not only should cause amusement to my old neighbors and friends, but the whole community of Steemit is already aware that when I was a kid, I didn't know how to say mom...

This continued, since to see that her article had resonated. This post followed...

"If your child pees in the washing machine ... DO NOT AWAKE HIM!"

Here, very much to my regret, she recounts how I when I was a boy at night asleep, I walked around the house and without realizing I peed the washing machine, an armchair and the television. And it only started because she also explained that a particular night, in which I get up asleep, went directly to his room and urinated her...

I'm not going to make any more comments about it, the only thing is: Girls, I don't do this anymore!

After this post, imagine my sex life in what became. The time that I had the opportunity to sleep with some lady, they used masks in the bed, motorcycle helmets, welding masks. Until one, when I opened the door came with an astronaut helmet.

My dear mother continued and published this post...

"If you give a chick to your child, make sure he does not sit on top of it."

They say... that when I was a boy, I had a walker, I don't know how they are called in your respective countries but they are like those wheeled cars, where the baby or child sits and goes from one side to the other pushing with the Legs

Well, the thing is that I had been given a small chick. And it seems, that I loved to see him how he went from one side to the other. The chicken came and went from here to there, until I should have thought, than trying to get the chick to take me where I wanted to go, like a walker...

So, I sat on the little animal...

Yes, I know what you are thinking. The chick died, caput, c'est fini, the end. For reasons of physics it was too much weight for him.

For now I think that is enough. But as you have been so understanding and fellow with me, I'm going to give you a bonus track from another post from my mother. Any of you if you know a lawyer, let me know because I have decided to make the corresponding complaint for this that she did me.

In this post called: "Lemon makes your family laugh."

SHe says that when I was a kid, I must have been 2 or 3 years old, they hadn't found better fun than giving me lemon just because they loved to see the faces I was doing. They spent long moments giving me lemon and laughing at my faces. Its publication came accompanied with this photo, where if you are meticulous you will be able to observe that the cup cut stayed several years...

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I hope you enjoyed it.

Have a good week!

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https://www.sensovida.com/blog/tu-madre-vive-sola-5-puntos-tener-en-cuenta/
http://www.taringa.net/posts/apuntes-y-monografias/19633046/Un-rostro-enojado-hace-a-un-hombre-mas-atractivo.html
http://www.comopanatedigo.com/content/el-soundtrack-de-mi-infancia-y-su-efecto-en-la-cuenta-de-mi-psiquiatra
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