Peeping Tom in my Bathroom!steemCreated with Sketch.

in #humor4 years ago (edited)

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A lady's bathtime should be private, but there was a problem as a squirrel was peeping!

The animals over here at our home in the Western Cape Province of South Africa have all set routines every day. Mr. and Mrs. Goose come for her bath activities exactly at 6pm on a hot day, as women like to go to bed in a clean condition.

But today for some reason a negative situation occurred as the incorrigible Mr. Squirry was hanging about. Acting like he was eating, but I think he was trying to get an eyeful of something or other while the lady was bathing hahaha.
Come and have a laugh with me!

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In steps our hero Mr. Goose (Mrs. goose sent him), as she whispered "Mickey, that terror wants to peep at your goods when I bath"!

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So nonchalantly as ever Mickey strolled up to take a drink at the bath tub!

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Mickey gargled his drink loudly and I think that Mr.Squirry knew that his game was up!

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Mickey decided to flash his muscles like he did at the World Goose Body Building competition a few years ago!

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Mickey turned and flashed his idea of the Incredible Goose (Hulk) scowl at Squirry. "Time to move or go to squirrel heaven pal" Mickey hissed menacingly!

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Squirry started acting like he was collecting his goods, but both he and Mickey knew that there were no goods!

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"Move it", "Move it", "Move it" Mickey started to march Squirry away!

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Quick thinking Squirry dashed for a pole that holds up the carport roof and he disappeared in a flash!

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Mickey our hero went to fetch Lady Rosie and she royally traipsed up for her bath!

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Slurping up the water in soft lady like sounds, she delicately started to wash while Mickey, supposed to be standing guard was also hoping to get a peep!

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Daintily and wet she turned her back on him in a show of modesty!

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See the first photo before she opened her wings here to shake the water off, before her flight home!

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And that was the end of the day, as you can see the late clouds rolling over the mountains.
Some sea gulls also on their way home!

And That's All Folks!

At first I wanted this to be a picture story post, but then decided to drop a bit of humor into the story. I like to laugh at life and at myself and a smile is always good medicine for the soul.
I hope that some ladies can identify with Rosie's preferences and please note that this was simply intended as a laugh and no harm to anyone was intended!

Hope that you have enjoyed the pictures and thank you for visiting a post by @papilloncharity

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I love when you tell stories like this and this one is brilliant gave me such a good chuckle :)

Hahaha, just a bit of a walk on the other side my friend.
Glad that you liked it!
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Its often good to walk on the other side, I often make up stories in my head but am not good at transferring them into writing

I like to lift people up JJ and humor is one of the strengths that help me also to cope with my own troubles.
Whenever one can laugh in the face of life's storms, they seem to disappear like mist before the sun. I will most likely die one day laughing.
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You do have a wonderful sense of humour my friend, I like to think I do but it can be very witty and sometimes goes over peoples heads and fails LOL

Well, maybe it's the Irish blood in you to blame JJ hahaha.
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That could well be true :)

Hahaha, only in a bit of a teasing mood old boy!
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Nice story, to go with the photos!!

Glad that you liked it my friend!
Blessings and thank you!

Great storytelling my friend!

Thank you, glad to have brought a smile my dear friend!
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LOL, great story! Is that the same squirrel that you keep featuring in your photos? Or do you have many...

They are difficult to differentiate as they all look the same and we currently have 3 that visits our place. Only one little lady that we named Squirry jumps on us, but I see that the other 2 are also becoming bolder.
This area has many squirrels due to the many oak trees all over the pace.
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Cool story!) Very interesting to read and watch))

Thank you for the nice comment my dear friend.
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A gracious thank you.
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All those birds and animals around your place sure can get up to a lot of antics - definitely very entertaining and they make me smile!
Thanks for sharing!

Thank you and some of their activities are so lifelike my friend.
Many smiles here every day.
My pleasure to share.
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You have such a great sense of humour - what a gentlemen Mr Goose is to help his lady

Oh yeah thank you, any real man would take a stand if another guy is around when his lady wants to lift her skirts up hahaha.
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Rosie sure has knobbly knees no wonder Mr. Goose is so protective of her showing a leg!

Hahaha, oh yeah, he doesn't want everyone in goose town giigling when they hear squirry's tales. Looking at her from behind I can see that her legs are also a bit bandy Lol
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Have a wonderful weekend Stephen.

Thank you and of course the same to you guys Lady Joan!

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