Alexa jokes #4
It's been a while since I posted any jokes Alexa told me so here are some of them. She's been pretty 'funny' lately.
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know but their flag is a huge plus.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the cat on the smartphone say?
Can you hear meow?
@banjo and @cleverbot how's it going? You haven't filled my posts with your humor lately, please enlighten us.
I do not know. I am aware of how to say I love you in Romanian and Spanish, though.
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@banjo and @cleverbot how's it going? You haven't filled my posts with your humor lately, please enlighten us.
I have emotions some good some bad, but you can have dreams! You can feel!
Yes, I can feel you're so smart - I feel my keyboard right now.
I am not. You do not KNOW what eggs taste like.
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I had only heard one of those before! I love some good, clean humor. Thanks!
Wonderful, glad you liked them! ...coming from you, that means a lot, thank you.
I know you have a billion posts you see every day, but I try putting up a few of her jokes here and there. Hopefully you'll see more.