Witness Claims El Chapo Paid Former Mexican President $100M Bribe

Witness Claims El Chapo Paid Former Mexican President $100M Bribe: A witness who claims to have been a close associate of Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman for many years, told a federal court in Brooklyn that he once paid a $100 million bribe to former Mexican president Enrique Pena Nieto. Pena Nieto is reportedly unavailable for comment. And who can blame him? I mean, who the hell wants to spend time hanging out with reporters when you’ve got a $100 million to spend?

Report Claims Many Chinese Are Living in Caves: According to a recent report published in the Los Angeles Times, over 30 million Chinese citizens are making their homes in caves. And while living in a cave is certainly a cheaper way to live, it can disrupt a marriage and many couples who’ve made the move to cave living are reporting that their relationships are now on the rocks.

Study Finds Extremely High Obesity Rates in the Deep South: A new report says that more than 37% of the population of what is defined as the “Deep South" is obese. Health officials warn that if this trend continues - they may be forced to loosen the Bible Belt a few notches.