Marlon Brando Would Sex Up Anybody, Including Richard Pryor, Marvin Gaye and US Mailboxes

in #humor4 years ago (edited)

Marlon Brando’s sexual relationships included Richard Pryor, left, and Marvin Gaye, right, according to Quincy Jones. (AP:JOHN MINIHAN:GETTY IMAGES).png
Quincy Jones says Marlon Brando had sexual relationships with Richard Pryor (left), Marvin Gaye (right), and James Baldwin (not pictured) AP/JOHN MINIHAN/GETTY IMAGES

By now it has been well reported that Quincy Jones, in an interview with Vulture made waves when he said, among other things, that the Beatles were "the worst musicians in the world," that he dated Ivanka Trump and that Marlon Brando would "Fuck anything. Anything! He’d fuck a mailbox. James Baldwin. Richard Pryor. Marvin Gaye."

I know, I was shocked too. The Beatles the worst in the world?

But what seems to be getting the most attention is the Richard Pryor sex comment. Mostly because a day later, one of Pryor’s ex-wives, Jennifer Lee confirmed the statement by Jones in an interview with TMZ saying, “It was the '70s! Drugs were still good, especially quaaludes. If you did enough cocaine, you'd fuck a radiator and send it flowers in the morning.”

She also stated that she would be saying more when she publishes Pryor’s diaries in the coming months.

Jennifer Lee, Pryor’s two-time wife, confirmed the story to TMZ. - Getty

I Don't Want To Hear Any Of This
I don’t want to hear about anyone's private life no matter how outrageous, salacious or entertaining. I understand the appeal of giggling at somebody else so that I can feel better about my own miserable situation. Instead, I prefer to try and improve my own life, to better myself, and whenever possible, to drink more wine.

I don't want to hear rumors about dead celebrities. I want to remember my icons as sources of inspiration, whose achievements are to be admired. But, the main reason I don’t want to hear this kind of thing is the bizarre images that pop into my head.

Bizarre Sex Images
When I first heard Brando would fuck a mailbox. I got an image in my head of a wild eyed, Don Corleone, naked except for a tuxedo shirt and a pair of black socks, furiously dry humping a mailbox like a dirty cartoon in a Hustler magazine. "Guess what I shot in Moe Green's other eye!" Yuck, disgusting.

Don CorleoneMailbox
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image: the godfather paramount picturesimage: fineart america

I prefer to try and improve my own glass house
Rather than laugh at the next man's dwelling. Fix up my own thing. You know, clean out the gutters, add a coat of paint to the kitchen, maybe hire those Latino guys to do the yard work, like that well-to-do family across the street.

Another Bizarre Sex Image
When I heard about Brando and Pryor, I got an image in my head of an overweight Col. Kurtz from Apocalypse Now, naked except for camouflage face paint and a pair of black socks, furiously humping a sickly looking JoJo Dancer like a dirty cartoon in a Hustler magazine. "Ouch, ouch, ouch! and um, ouch! Honkey mutha fucker!"

Jo Jo DancerCol. Kurtz
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Richard Pryor as JoJo DancerMarlon Brando as Col. Kurtz

What I Want The Most
I want to belive that Quincy Jones is crazy, and that the ex-wife is just trying to sell some books. I want to remember Brando as a great actor and civil rights activist. I want to remember Richard Pryor for his brilliant live shows and for giving opportunities and inspiration to African Americans in the film industry through the now defunct Indigo Pictures.

But what I want most of all, is to get these nasty ass images out of my head.

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Thank you very much. Greatly appreciated.

I'm trying to help fellow improvisers and comedians get on steemit. If we use the improv principles of taking care of each other, we can all have a nice successful future on steemit. If you are ever interested in helping some homies back in Chicago and LA, let me know. I have a couple accounts here parked to help down the road, @Improv-Trail and @ImprovCoin. I think I have you added to a Facebook group called ImprovCoin. And there's a great group of Improv/StandUp/HipHop Artists called #BelovedGang that Im courting to steemit. One of my recent posts is about their Thursday Radio Show. I shared a post of yours with them. It helps when it isn't just Jake from The Reckoning talking, but David Freaking Pompeii!

Ha ha, well keep telling everybody how great I am. I won't stop you. I'm so new at Steemit, not sure how to direct message you, let alone recruit others to the platform. But I do love what you're thinking. Seems like there is a golden opportunity here. We should talk asap. Message me, but not tonite, I've had a little wine. Okay, more than a little.

Party on Dave. Party on. Just planting the seeds for the sweet buds down the road. We'll take it one step at a time. Stay Legend.

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ohhh welcome. can u join steemit chat heheheheh

I am on Chat. Thanks.

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