RE: I 've invested steem in a harddrink company! [Comedy Open Mic Round #9]
We are working on a deal with Elonius M., we discovered some explosive features that can turn our FRAC!RAW in to rocket fuel. We added @bashadow's Patented Salt, and that makes big boom! The exiting part is that we can use the residue as lubrication for the toys and it even may reduce the number of newborn children on Mars
This product will soon be launched as FRAC!NSFW
Musk even wants to paint his SpaceSex rockets in the same colors as our retail package, but the ladies of the FDA would not let go of the paint designs. And as a result the guys in Hollywood decided to destroy the design with a plethora of very costly NSFW related logo's. They refused to realise that NSFW already covered the combined bunch of logo's at no cost for us. So this little snag may delay the launch of Pecker13 for weeks if not months.
Any solutions to circumcise this issue are welcome, Pecker 13 has to get launched ASAP before the payload goes bad.
I love all this humor on a Sunday morning, first I got to read the good News, then I get to read the funny page, Thank you both for the laughs, they are needed sometime.
you are welcome!
our coolaid is better then other soap!