I love this post so much. :) It made me smirk, those 7 things, I agree with you.
I have been paying attention and your writing quality is wonderful.
I did my first blog episode of Eyes On The Minnows, where I wanted to promote Steemians who are still in the small stage of things, Steemians who I think deserve more notice out there in the community, more exposure.
I featured you in it!
https://steemit.com/steemit/@dragonanarchist/steemit-eyes-on-the-minnows-episode-1