What an awesome story! I had such a good laugh, not so much at your mishap (suuuure...!) but the way you told it, smothered in self-ironic Aussie humor. Wonderful. The only thing is, I only saw your post now, that it's 8 days old, so my upvote won't help you with the reward. Congrats on winning @kiaraantonoviche's contest though! Rightly deserved.