Strangest Male Sex Organ Imaginable? Ducks! (DTube Video)
The Baby Goat Poop Video went over well yesterday, so I decided to share some more barnyard fun!
Have you ever seen a Duck Penis?
The duck penis is a corkscrew that easily gets 6-8 inches long, competing even with the human male. The Argentinian duck penis can get up to 17 inches long! (On that note: let's all fly south for the winter!)
My first encounter with this strange phenomenon was in Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno Series on YouTube. If you're not familiar please watch this video and then spend some time tunneling into her entire Green Porno series! Isabella Rossellini is absolutely amazing!
You'll see too that the Girl Ducks have a little something up their sleeve:
And yes, if you're wondering, girl duck vaginas are corkscrewed too!
Definitely my type of gift! LOL
Wow, how's that for some barnyard fun?! Learn something new every day.
Always a lively time on the farm here in the Ozarks!!
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We had mallards, swedish blues and Muscovy ducks back in California, but the only duck penis I ever saw was the Muscovy's (Elvis was his name), so I always wondered if that was all make ducks, or just that breed. It was one of the kids who noticed first, asking if there was a piece of pasta stuck to the duck's butt. It did look like soggy corkscrew pasta, lol! Isn't nature amazing?
" It was one of the kids who noticed first, asking if there was a piece of pasta stuck to the duck's butt. It did look like soggy corkscrew pasta, lol! " HAHAHA i love this!!
Hahahahaha Oh my. I believe in a ducks virility! LOL Memories. Puts me in the mind of when we lived on the Main Salmon years ago. I had geese, chickens, muscovy ducks , goats, a real little petting zoo. Our Muscovy drake would even service the CHICKENS! He was hysterical. We named him JR after the tv show with JR Ewing. He was rather a romeo also.
Heheh. Gotta love barnyard antics. I wonder if a chicken and duck could cross? Probably not but if anyone could do it, it’d Be JR!
well it wasn't for lack of trying. tee hee
Yep, our duck chased the hens around too! Haha!
got to love the critters. Endless entertainment of some kind.
Chickens get pretty violent about it don't they?
lol, it would seem. A friend and I were sitting in the front yard one afternoon enjoying a cold beer and the chickens were out running around. The Roo was chasing all the girls around, and I said to my friend, geeze, wish he would stop raping everyone. my friend said, it looks like she intised him to me. Male view I guess. We both had a laugh.
We saw that same thing in Thailand!
What you said about the Roo reminds me of a book called "Self Ownership" by Vin Armani (funny thing is that its sold excusively in cripto!). He mensions something about the natural violence some animals use for territorial reasons or for mating claims... We, humans (along with bees) have can chose between violence and reason!
Great book that I havn't finished yet
Put that on the to do list. Finish that book. Farm life can be very interesting and entertaining. :)
I'm sure it can be fun and antertaining, but I'm sure it's a lot of hard work too!
Yea I will finish the book soon
It is a labor of love my friend. You will work harder than you ever did for someone else. The rewards of self sufficiency are tremendous
I like how you say that. A labor of love.
That's all I've been dreaming about these days...in just abfew months we will move on property to start really building our homestead!
I will find out soon enough but I am not afraid to work hard, especially if it's for freedom!!!
"We got a dangler" haha😂... I had no Idea. and I'v had ducks for over a year.
hahaha!! now you know ;)
Oh my gosh do you have any idea how many gross and weird things Ive just been inspired to post about?
LoL. Looking forward to seeing what you post!
Really kinky for Monday morning! ROFL
HAHA glad you enjoyed it @cecicastor ;)
I had heard this before but never thought about googling it. And I sure didn't think people would make videos on it. LOL
LOL you can count on us ;) always seeking out the strange and obscure on earth
Ok, I had to give this an upvote. Interesting topic and one that comes up often when living on a farm.
haha! thanks!! yes, the birds and the bees are an oft-quoted subject on farms, often one of much amusement :)
So bizarre and hilarious. I will have to wait until I am not in the vicinity of sleeping babies to watch this video. -Aimee
...but they're sleeping!
Ha ha! But we are in a tiny house! I wasn't worried about the content, I just didn't want to wake anyone because getting my babies to nap is nothing short of a miracle. -A
Oh my... the sleeping thing is so hard. 3 years later and we are still adapting to our little guy not wanting to sleep. Eating is the same struggle!
I understand. I guess maybe just half understand...no twins here!
I don't care how many kids people have, parenting is still a hard gig!
Sometimes I think the twins co-conspire because if they nap at all I am lucky if I get a 5 minute overlap between their sleep. A handful of times we got a 30 minute overlap and I didn't even know what to do with myself. >D
-A
Haha. You see how manipulative they are so young... !
Haha, hope you gets some laughs and good farm education when you do ;) <3
LMAO! Those videos were fantastic! -A
And there was my monday morning laugh.
Yay!
Well! That was unexpected. I laughed all of the way.