Understanding Troyspeak

Later = Never.
Amaaazing = Same old shit.
Solid = Withstands the patented "two finger wiggle."
The animals are happy and quiet = The animals are all dead.
Brutal weather = Normal weather for NY state or Michigan
Organic = I bought it in a grocery store as opposed to the dollar store
Church = CAI cult
Shopping for provisions = I got my YT check and must BUY something useless
A package arrived = One of my idiot subscribers fell for the latest scam of e-begging
Green house = Additional hoarding space for trash picked finds
H-E-A-V-Y = Anything between 1 and 5 lbs