I usually leave the naming of animals to my husband and kids. The last animal I named was named out of anger. I have one chicken that insists on perching on the fence at night. With all the raccoons around here, that’s just not safe. So I have to go get her off the fence and put her to bed every night. Well, she hates sleeping with the other chickens, so she scratches and bites me all the way across the yard. So I named her Chicken Shit.