This is hilarious. Not to laugh at your trials and tribulations... but yeah, totally laughed at them :) You are a wonderful writer, so you can take solace in that even if you did create a monstrosity instead of a pie.

Cheers - Carl "Totally Not A Bot" Gnash

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