Entiendo lo que dice que la gente siente por los abogados. Pero hay muchos buenos chistes sobre ellos.

Hay una valla que separa a Dios y al diablo. Dios tiene un manzano muy lindo a su lado al lado de la cerca. Un día llega el diablo y comienza a comerse las manzanas que crecen en su lado de la cerca. Dios sale diciendo que el diablo no puede comerse las manzanas porque son de su árbol. Amenaza con demandar. El diablo responde: '¿Dónde vas a conseguir un abogado, todos están de mi lado?'

I understand what you say people feel about lawyers. But there are so many good jokes about them.

There is a fence that separates God and the Devil. God has a really nice apple tree on his side beside the fence. One day the Devil comes along and starts to eat the apples growing on his side of the fence. God comes out saying that the Devil cannot eat the apples because they are from his tree. He threatens to sue. The Devil replies, "Where are you going to get a lawyer, they are all on my side?"