Creative Writing Contest 17 Education: My Favorite and Worse Subject

Hello fellow Steemians!
It's my pleasure to participate in this wonderful educative Contest: My favorite and Worse Subject in School - organized by the @thegreens of @steem-cameroon. My gratitude Sir.

MY FAVORITE SUBJECT
Mathematics - hahahahaha... I know beyond doubt that this will disgust many people in this community. Mathematics is my favorite subject because it explains the reason for life. All living things (especially mammals) came to being as a result of a quadratic equation as illustrated below:

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Simply stated, a Y-chromosome in the sperms from my dad fuses with the X-chromosome in the egg within my mom, and behold a Zygote (me) came to being, with an XY-chromosome combination. Not to further disgusting many, let me not go into genetic algorithm. But if you desire to know more on that, upvote this post, and leave a comment below then I will get to you specifically on that.

At age five, my first subject in class 1 was Arithmetics. After scoring a 4/5 on my first exercise, I left for home because I knew the day was over. As the school year continued on, if a day past by without us learning anything in Arithmetics, I won't felt myself as in School that day.

Few years later, while in Secondary School I manage to calculate the area of a rectangle and then of a circle. Next comes the area of what many students know to be a nightmare - Pythagorean theorem. Hahahahaha.... I love Pythagoras!

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Do you feel something? Hahahahaha... Maybe I should add more images
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To me, mathematics was and is still my favorite subject. If you are not a Mathematician, then who are you ehh...

MY WORSE SUBJECT
History. I respect all those who have history as their favorite subject. This because it enables you to know the past, learn from the experiences of those long before you and so on and so forth. I love reading biographies, stories of people who have written something on the sand of time. This is because of my desire to learnt and to gain knowledge through their experiences.

But what I made history my worse subject in school was memorizing names, dates and events and so on. That! ... Have you ever had a nightmare that irritated you? History periods, invoked that kind of feelings in me.

I still feel uncomfortable when I see history books.