The heading should not be "Boys will be boys, " but "Kids will be kids!"
You are still going to sit with situations like these for many years, my friend. Best of all, just when you sigh with relief that it is all done, it starts all over again.

This time, you find yourself double-parking at the hospital with a grandchild in the back seat.
It's life!
Your post just reflects one thing for me... you are an AWESOME father!