Of Wit and Humour

Here are some humorous and witty quotes to start your week. They are funny, and at the same time, there is quite a bit of truth in them. Keep a collection of the ones you like and go impress your friends with your wit and humour. You will find yourself very popular because we all like a witty person with a sense of humour.

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A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams

If even dying is to be made a social function, then, grant me the favor of sneaking out on tiptoe without disturbing the party. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

That suit is best that best suits me. - Unknown

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

If fame is only to come after death, I am in no hurry for it. - Marcus Martial

A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he’ll feel worse when he feels better. - Unknown

Do not be like the cock who thought the sun has risen to hear him crow. - Unknown

If you bungle raising your children, I do not think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. - Unknown

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt. - Konrad Adenauer

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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