Haha, I love your adventurous spirit. If you can't live in any of those countries, you're thinking of going to the Earth's core. That's deep! But be careful, because it's super hot down there, with temperatures reaching thousands of degrees Celsius. You'd probably melt into iron and silicon. It's definitely an extreme choice, but hey, you'd be following the natural laws that have been in place for millions, even billions of years. Just make sure to pack some sunscreen. All the best