It is very amusing to listen to libertarians trying to point out how the Empire is not really capitalist

That's because you don't understand what central banking is.
Or understand what capitalism is.
Capitalism is a natural dynamic seen through all in the animal kingdom.(an acquisition of resources to gain advantage)
If your a Darwinist, your a capitalist.
Capitalism is not an economic model. (that was just a made up as a concept created by marx, and others).

Socialism/communism is the banksters/gvmnt favorite hobbies. (low IQ people take the labels as actually meaning something, without looking at the underlying dynamics. The US has been socialist since 1913)

I haven't paid taxes in decades. (you don't have to be too clever to stay 100% legal and avoid tax. Corporations do it all the time.)