Oh my word! It is your fault that I am sitting with a wet screen!
I burst out laughing!
Now you are the one snoring... oh gosh! (•ิ‿•ิ)

I've also taped my husband, but he kept on saying it was not him. As time changed and so did technology, I could later take a video of him snoring. He had to admit defeat.

Good luck with the contest!

PS: A tip. Next time you write a post, make your paragraphs smaller. It will make your posts even better.