Well actually I'm in prison right now, so the joke's on me. Kidding, of course. In retrospect it does read a bit like parody, but part of me was totally going for a Max Cady Cape Fear kind of thing, instead of some strange John C. Reilly vehicle. I was getting into it, too. Like I was writing paperback smut for some 1980s airport. I take laughter though. Well, as long as you're just lauging with me, not at me. I hate that.