RE: Contest | 25-Word-Comment - Monkey Business | A Message To A Friend - 12 Steem
Bahasa Version:
Mama Monyet: Dari mana saja kau Bujang, mamak capek kali cari kau tadi. Udah kusimpan pisang tadi setengah untuk kau.
Bujang: Mana mak pisangnya, lapar pulak aku mak
Mama Monyet: Mana ada lagi, lama kali kau pulang, sudah dimakan kakakmu tadi waktu pulang curi pepaya di kebun seberang.
Bujang: Bahhhh...aku tadi mak, dikejar pakai ketapel sama anak-anak kebun di bukit itu.
Mama Monyet: Terus kek mana jadinya?
Bujang: Ya lari lah aku mak, mana berani aku lama-lama, coba mak lihat kepalaku ada benjol?
Mama Monyet: Mana coba ku lihat kepala peang kau itu***
Mama Monyet: Lahhh ini kotor kali kepala kau, berkutu pula itu. Udah berapa lama kau tak keramas?
Bujang: Kan aku tak penah mandi sejak lahir makkkkkk. Mamakpun itu tak pernah mandi kecuali hujan. mamak pikir aku bebek apa?
Mama Monyet: &^$$%#%@%%&^%$@#$@#&&&&*^%$%$#$@#$&^
English Version:
Mama Monkey: Where have you been, Bujang, Mama was tired of looking for you earlier. I saved half of the banana for you.
Bujang: Where's the banana? I'm hungry too, Mom
Mama Monkey: There's nothing else, it took you a long time to come home, your sister had already eaten it when she came home from stealing papaya in the garden over the river.
Bujang: Bahhhh...I was chased by the children on the hill garden using a slingshot.
Mama Monkey: So what happened then?
Bujang: Of course, I run like hell Mom, how dare I take a long time, Mom, see if I have a bump on my head?
Mama Monkey: Come on, let me see your big head
Mama Monkey: Oh, your head is dirty, it's got many lice too. How long has it been since you washed your hair?
Bujang: I haven't bathed since I was born, Mom. Mama also never showers unless it rains. Do you think I'm a duckling?
Mama Monkey: &^$$%#%@%%&^%$@#$@#&&&&*^%$%$#$@#$&^
Strong,
Bujang reminds me of someone.
Often, as a child, I would come home late and dirty.
But even though I got scolded, the same thing would happen the next day.
It's nice to get lost.
Thank you, you're fantastic!👋
You came home dirty and late?
Yes, I still do it.🌈👋
I come home early, dirty don't know the dog likes me.LOL
I’m sorry, I don’t have a dog LOL, but I think it’s funny for those who don’t come home late and dirty.
I'm never late...
Dirty 🤔
even when you played as a child? today I also love being punctual👋
I rarely played. You have no idea how I grew up and dirty was not allowed. I've been sterilized at least twice a day,more than the milk you buy. My knees been scrubbed with a steel brush because they were not white enough.
Playing outside late? No way. At 5 pm I was sent to bed. My mother worked, my father studied on her account and I could hear children play outside while the sun shone brightly through the orange curtains.
So I'm always in time if not early. If not I'm in hospital or dead. Most likely the only moment I'll be dirty as well.
My grandma said that's the reason why I should always wear new and clean underwear because I never know when I'll end up in hospital. Most likely they cut my underwear in pieces and won't take the time to enjoy the brandnew design 🤣... or they did and that's why I didn't recover 🤯
don't worry this grandma would have laughed as I had said this
Aihh...@ibesso when you come home later don't put those sands on your head, I know you swim all day long to make friends with orca, but you know that is good sometimes to play with Spongebob. You know what Spongebob will always show you how to put sand on your "Keriting" hair
It makes me smile to read “keriting.” As a boy, my friends gave me the nickname “riccio.” In Italian, it means both curly hair and hedgehog. I never wanted to find out which one they meant! I’ll try not to overdo it with the orcas to avoid sand in my hair; I hope Spongebob teaches me some fun tricks!👋
Wow, @ibesso dumped ME to swim with all the orcas! How, what, when did that happen? I am such a cool person 😎
I wonder can I exchange my dolphin for a shark or cricodile? 🦈
Hey, ibesso!
🤗❤️🍀
Ehi, @wakeupkitty!
I won’t let Mama Monkey eat my brain; I didn’t mean to leave you for the orcas! It happened while I was exploring the sea. You are definitely a fantastic person!
As for exchanging your dolphin, a shark or a crocodile sounds adventurous, but perhaps a dolphin is a safer companion.
👋❤️🌻
Dolphins are known being rapists I never heard that about sharks or crocodiles 🤔 Are you sure?
How about these two? 😍
🤣🤣🤣
A good and funny story. Now all that is left is writing a message to a friend. Who will write? Mama, the child or those children with a slingshot?
Cerita yang bagus dan lucu. Sekarang yang tersisa hanyalah menulis pesan kepada seorang teman. Siapa yang akan menulis? Mama, anak atau anak-anak dengan ketapel?
Oh...I will write:
Dear friend, I know you will read this, so I call you this time and many more times to come. I am here waiting for you to tell me your story. I know you are awesome at storytelling, you can use your language. I don't care at all, because Papa Google will help me with the rest.
If you don't write, please read it and let me know you have read it. Should I mention you by name?, ok I will @ibesso, @wakeupkitty, @heriadi, @alee75, @irawandedy @brianwong.
And you, yes you, why do you stand there and watch behind the tree, come here, jump in, don't let Mama monkey steal your thought and give it to Bujang, he doesn't need one!
He....he....he.... Saya udah baca bang. 😁
Cerita yang cukup kocak bahkan ada pesan moral yang bisa di highlight.
POV :
Ketika mengambil yang bukan milik kita, bersiap-siaplah untuk menerima "ketapel". Dan bila itu sudah terjadi, janganlah lebai atau playing victim. Itu sudah resiko jabatan... ! (itu kata mantan kepala dinas saya ketika saya menolak sebuah perintah/tanggung jawab yang sebenarnya bukanlah tupoksi saya).
Meunyo ureung Aceh kheun : Resiko peukaru umpung unoe, siap-siap Ulee keumong.
Pesan moralnya, Jangan pernah men-judge orang lain, jika anda juga penuh dengan "noda". Salah-salah itu akan memukul balik diri anda.
Lebih banyak melakukan introspeksi adalah tindakan yang lebih bijak. Dan pastikan cara penyampaian terhadap sesuatu itu secara BAIK serta tidak menyinggung orang lain ataupun disampaikan dengan tendensius.
Bila kita berkata sesuatu, tetapi kita tidak mengerjakannya, maka dalam perspektif agama, kita tergolong dalam orang-orang munafik (Ayaatul munaafiku shalaashun...)
Meunyo i Leman Gampong lon peugah : Cakap tak serupa bikin... 🤣🤣
Senang sekali ada Anda untuk menerjemahkan dongeng ini.
Bergabunglah dan tulis pesan Anda kepada seorang teman. Apakah dia teman yang baik, kekasih yang setia, atau pengkhianat?
Monyet memiliki banyak sekali urusan yang harus diselesaikan.
Dear Friend,
@el-nailul says that if you stay behind a tree mama monkey picks out your brain. Don't believe him, she won't. I know you are just shy and need time to step outside and be among people you don't know.
It's a long time ago we met and became pen friends. Back then I had my first online computer. We met in a chatbox and it was fun. How old fashioned it would look today.
You should know that once in a while I thought of you and lately more frequently. I tried to find you several times. They say it's a small world (afterall) but it turns out to be bigger than expected.
Back then we wrote letters with a pen on paper, today a text with 5 words in bad language is the trend and the most one can expect.
If there's a blackout again (the power swift off, no, not a lack of memory because brains are picked out by mama monkey ) this world will end a letter will never be written again.
Friend, you were an awesome writer, I hope you lived a good life.
Thank you for being my friend
❤️🤗
@pousinha @sbamsoneu
Dear mama kitty
Remember the first time we met, I was wandering in the jungle and suddenly you appeared in front of me out of thin air. I was so shocked and wondered how you could do it, and gradually you considered me as a family member and you told me how to be able to show up out of thin air. Now I understand the trick.
The pen I borrowed from you is useful, and actually, that pen is a magic weapon to make the impossible possible and to make the dream come true. But once I used the pen to draw my dream and suddenly, I lost myself in the deep dream. When I woke up, I saw myself in the forest. Monkey everywhere and I saw a white duck talking to me and asking me to follow my dream to get out it the dream world. You once again helped me to find the door to get out, but you said I had the key to open the door.
Have a great day
That's a sweet and open letter and not even to a friend although it's always good to be yiur mom's best friend. 😉
So you took the pen, borrowing is asking first and taking after a 'yes' butbsince you know how to use it I like you to keep it togetherbwith the key yiu are free to go and stay where you love to be...
You saw a white duck! Did you catch it? If so someone will be very happy.
It's good to hear you know how to appearvand disappear out of thin air. Relax and try to enjoy what you do.
I hope you slept well, see you soon.
❤️🍀
Today I tried to sleep more than 8 hours, and now I feel good refreshed, and I just want to relax, doing what I like to do, without any pressure on anything. Just enjoy what is left to be enjoyed. How about you ? I hope you can enjoy yours as well
It's hard for me to sleep for 8 hours or longer. It would be better if I had a nap at daytime but it's not in the culture or appropriate so I hang in till I wake up again while continuing working and if I go to bed I sleep like a rock.
If the house burns down I won't notice it but I hear it if my child whispers "are you awake". 🤔
There's always something to enjoy. The weather, the bed, laying stretched out, plums I pick, a happy jumpy dog, writing, silence, no one bothering me, water from the tap, an unexpected message, a great idea to work out, sweet dreams, good memories, goals set and making plans for...
I think once older time is more precious and I no longer want to waste it by lining up. I already hated it as a child and today I no longer do it. I leave or don't go.
It's hard to relax if you aren't used to it, I've always been a workaholic so it's good my phone slows me down by getting frozen if I handle 8 things at the same moment.
Try to relax and observe or look through the lense of your camera. Don't take anything for granted and enjoy if someone likes to do you good. It won't hurt and you deserve it as much as anyone else. A great Sunday/start of the week.
🍀❤️
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Blackout and no more quality writing😂😂😂😂...mama monkey won the deal😂😂😂😂....let's improve quality writing, even online😂😂😂😂🤗🤗🤗🤗
Yes you can, you just need some more rest and relax your mind, and you will come up with fresher ideas later @pousinha
Thank you friend🤗
you are most welcome
Es necesario mejorar la calidad de la escritura, sobre todo acá, para que los piojos de la monita no nos caiga a todos los que medio escribimos bien, jeje.
Humor negro de mi parte, jajaja.
😂😂😂😂
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Now what a colourful smiling world you left behind as a message for a friend. 🤗
I am sure she, he, the entire group you always treat with kindness, appreciates this gesture.
I hope you slept well dear friend.
❤️🍀
I'm trying, dear friend, I'm trying🤗❤️
You can come back later or leave a video. I did :)
Dear friend, I'm overwhelmed by tasks. I'm going to sleep between 3 and 4 A.M. Unfortunately, the only video I have time to do, lately is for my weekly Spanish lesson...
I meant just post something you find on youtube to brighten up the comments. It's not that I made the little ponies one.
I come home at 7:30 and sleep few hours, next awake or if I can a few more till I leave
Pisang adalah makanan kesukaan monyet, 😁😁 saya tertawa melihat percakapan mama monyet
Ha ha ha. Moms always check their kids' heads, not only to get lice out, but also to get bad ideas out of their heads, hahaha.
Whahahaha...I know you do for your kid @solperez. Your kid came to me a day after and told me everything when you took off his bad idea. Don't you know I wash his mind over again and play around in the wild with me with his hand-made slingshoot?
ha ha ha. You are very "bad company, little monkey", hahaha.
I like the bad ideas part 🤣🤣🤣
Jajaja.