Mama Monyet: Mana ada lagi, lama kali kau pulang, sudah dimakan kakakmu tadi waktu pulang curi pepaya di kebun seberang.

Bujang: Bahhhh...aku tadi mak, dikejar pakai ketapel sama anak-anak kebun di bukit itu.

Mama Monyet: Terus kek mana jadinya?

Bujang: Ya lari lah aku mak, mana berani aku lama-lama, coba mak lihat kepalaku ada benjol?

Mama Monyet: Mana coba ku lihat kepala peang kau itu***

Mama Monyet: Lahhh ini kotor kali kepala kau, berkutu pula itu. Udah berapa lama kau tak keramas?

Bujang: Kan aku tak penah mandi sejak lahir makkkkkk. Mamakpun itu tak pernah mandi kecuali hujan. mamak pikir aku bebek apa?

Mama Monyet: &^$$%#%@%%&^%$@#$@#&&&&*^%$%$#$@#$&^

English Version:

Mama Monkey: Where have you been, Bujang, Mama was tired of looking for you earlier. I saved half of the banana for you.

Bujang: Where's the banana? I'm hungry too, Mom

Mama Monkey: There's nothing else, it took you a long time to come home, your sister had already eaten it when she came home from stealing papaya in the garden over the river.

Bujang: Bahhhh...I was chased by the children on the hill garden using a slingshot.

Mama Monkey: So what happened then?

Bujang: Of course, I run like hell Mom, how dare I take a long time, Mom, see if I have a bump on my head?

Mama Monkey: Come on, let me see your big head

Mama Monkey: Oh, your head is dirty, it's got many lice too. How long has it been since you washed your hair?

Bujang: I haven't bathed since I was born, Mom. Mama also never showers unless it rains. Do you think I'm a duckling?

Mama Monkey: &^$$%#%@%%&^%$@#$@#&&&&*^%$%$#$@#$&^