I couldn't help laughing and nearly choked on my salad which could have turn into a horror but after I read out loud for my son he laughed and left me enjoying the choking moment alone.

No, I didn't pee in my pants, I can still hold it in which reminds me of the fact my son should serve me a drink... if I drink more I might wet...

It takes two to use a public toilet or arms twice as long or a sandbag you can use to close the door with.

Thanks for the good laugh. You are gold, way more valuable than the Gucci handbag

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