Sorry but I have no idea what you mean to say, ask or want from me. What is allover the place?

Rude? It sounds more to me you are rude because you don't understand weird al, a parody, humour or whatever it is that makes you answer like this.

I did answer you, tried to explain and for sure that is way more than most would do.
If you feel embarrassed this has nothing to do with ne. It's your feeling not mine.

I wish you a great day with love and like minded