Instead of being a positive pineapple, I tend to be a negative nectarine, at least when greeting people. I like to answer “How are you doing?” with unexpected responses like “So far, so good, but they have time to fix that.” And “Have a nice day!” with “OK, if I have to.” And my favorite, “May I help you?” gets “I’m beyond help, but where is...” for an automatic response.
Other than that, I am a very supportive person :)
hahaha well, I actually think there is a great level of humour in the way you choose to approach things, which in its own way puts quite an uplifting spin on the moment no doubt :)
That's my goal :). Another answer to "How are you?" I like (in the right situation) is "I'm ok - the voices have stopped. As long as I take my medicine. Now what did I do with my medicine? [pause, looking away] Oh, thank you." 😝
HAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!! Love it!