LOL! Hopefully it will not get "censored" after your post.

The ancient Greek were much better making "adult" decorations on vases and plates and there used to be a huge selection of such "plate porn" in the British Museum.

A couple of years ago I wanted to show them to my son, but we could not find any of them anymore. Probably someone stupid complained and the Museum removed them from display.

What a world where any depiction of violence is ok, but sex isn't!