LOL!

Actually, I used to think that was a funny made up for the media! But, come to find out, it's true. Napoleon had just signed the treaty to end the war with Russia and went on a rabbit hunt with his buddies to celebrate. Well, the cute little furrballs weren't having it- they all turned on him! Ignoring the other members of the hunting party, they attacked Napoleon lol

And for "too long" um, well, some take longer than others I suppose? Especially when ravaged by "hysterics" lol!